Things to do at CC
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
, Posted by TJ at 4:41 AM
CC is our own computer centre @ NMIMS . Although I have been very decent guy at CC these thoughts have crossed my mind sometimes . Probably some of you brave sould can try this out someday ;-)
We have better dell computers now . This image is quite old
- Never make the entry in the log book . Let the guard chase you for sometime. Tell him “ you can’t read or write “
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They''ve found me!" and boot.
- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
- When your computer is turned off, complain to the guard on duty that you can''t get the damn thing to work. After it has been turned on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process.
- Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you suspiciously.
- Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it''s set up with.
- Write a program that plays the "NMIMS anthem” and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again(you need to get your own speakers for this).
- Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and just leave the computer and dash out of the lab.
- Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
- Whenever there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
Now that's called innovation and creativity ... But I am damn sure you would have never tried any of these.... GYAN ... lol